Satan har ryddet vestfløjen til os

Taxichauffør: “So what kind of religion do you practice in Denmark?
Dansk fashion-chick: “We don’t really, sir. We only go to church on Christmas Eve.”
Taxichauffør: “Oh! So all Danish people are going to hell?”
Dansk fashion-chick: “Well, I know a few…”
Taxichauffør: “And you? (kigger i bakspejlet) Yeah, most likely.”

— London. Overhørt af: Sophy (som most likely skal i helvede)